FUCK YOU CNN.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

no but seriously.

fuck. you.

fuck cnn.

yours sincerely, /ninja.



seriously, usa ?

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

from the makers of pancackes & sausage - on a stick

it’s CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON. WHAT THE FUCK. …awesome.

yup, thats the stuff



WHITE WHALE - HOLY GRAIL

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME



More birds than the church got ooh lords

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

More birds



You don’t know what a crowded train means.

Monday, April 14th, 2008



yea.


you can think about that on your next “crowded” ride.



the squads’ secret weapon

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

secret weapon



dude. what the shit, man.

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

wth



nuff said.

Monday, February 18th, 2008

fuck



snowboarding with subaru.

Monday, February 18th, 2008

yea– subaru the car.

watch the awesomemest snowboarding video you will see today.this month even.



pancackes & sausage - on a stick

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

wtf america ?



gravity and cats

Monday, February 11th, 2008

..cats and toast


Q: If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet, But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat’s back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?


A: Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

antigravity cat

everybody knows this.



but have you ever seen what a cat would really be like, hanging around in a zero-gravity zone ?
.. well you’re about to !




the funniest thing that happened on a game show

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

ever.

seriously.