watch this kick ass gym ninja
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009and be amazed
albeit not nearly as awesome as a REAL ninja, this mathemagician is totally punching mad faces in a metaphorical sense.
look it
insane french dudes. what the fuck.
that is one hell of a ninja move i’ll give them that.
if you have severe fear of heights, don’t try this at the nearest crane.
Paris-Crane Pushups - The best video clips are here
also, you just shit a brick.

let me know when it finishes playing.
it will be a while.

there is a brand new button under the ninja, which will take you to a form.
that form is no ordinary form.
the submit form lets post all kinds of anything, and if its awesome it will appear on the front page of slashninja in no time.
you can send over a link to an image, video, whatever.. go ahead and write an entire post for all i care.
make sure to leave a link to your site !
are you pumped yet ?
or that when eating alone you should always express a bit of guilt ?
the japanese have very interesting and a strict set of rules regarding food and almost everything has a social standard- whether arriving, eating, paying or leaving, some things are expected. it’s just that you wouldn’t expect to see them anywhere else.
being expected to say “maa maa maa” and “oh toh toh toh” while pouring drinks to each others drinks at every meal is one example.
watch this great video for more great facts and lessons on how to eat sushi like a ninja.
aw man you should have been there.
luckily the brilliant onion news network brings a report right from the street where all the action is happening.
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.
see you next year!