A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

this is straight from a post on idiocrasiesoftheenglishlanguage.blogspot.com that i found funny.

Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The combination of the finger pointing instinct and the small spaces provided on the forms can lead to some curiously phrased explanations.

here are some that i liked best, check the post for the rest :

• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
• In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.

good stuff..

also check out the ‘puns in crime‘ post !

• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
• When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.

this is funtastic !

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